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predefinito Good Morning!Itís been an interesting couple of weeks with the recent dismissal of

the Vikings previous offensive coordinator Garrett Bradbury black jersey , the arrival of a new offensive coordinator and the relative points explosion vs the Dolphins.I would be lying if I said Iím watching to see if this trend continues vs the Lions, although one can safely put me in the ďever hopefulĒ group.While weíre waiting for the next Vikings game to start weíll continue with our news and links full of beer recommendations, nap strategies, crock pot and smoker recipes. Have another cup of coffee and drop by for some fan wisdom, snark and a virtual donut. With that, letís do this beat the Lions!Around the DN since our last thread:Minnesota Vikings initial injury report: Eric Kendricks sits out of Wednesday practice brought to you by Chris.Your Minnesota Vikings power rankings roundup: Week 15, also by Chris.Ted notes Vikings RB Dalvin Cook was named NFC Offensive Player of the Week.Also from Ted, the NFL Salary Cap: 2019 cap projected to be approximately $190 million.Finally, Norse Code Podcast Episode 265: Overcoming self made adversity with Arif, Dusty and James.Vikings news from other sources:From Vikings.com HC Mike Zimmer addressed the media on LB Anthony Barr Ďtaking to another level, depth on defense, challenges the Lions will present and more.LB Anthony Barr addressed the media from the TCO Performance Center on Wednesday.WR Adam Thielen addressed the media from the TCO Performance Center on Wednesday.Five storylines from the Vikings - Lions match to watch.League News:Iíll put league new in the comments.We come to todayís media selection: AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt CheapAgain, we all know the rules, but in case someone is new:-No discussion of politics or religion-No feeding of the trolls-This isnít a male version of The View, so leave the gender hatred at the door-Keep the bad language to a minimum (using the spoiler tags, if you must)-Speaking of which, if discussing a newer show or movie, please use spoiler tags-No pictures that could get someone fired or in serious trouble with their employer-If you canít disagree in a civil manner, feel free to go away-While navigating the open thread Garrett Bradbury Jersey Mens , just assume itís sarcasm.With that, the beer light is on and the bar is open. Belly up & tie one on. Donít forget to tip your waitress, try the venison chili and as always, Welcome Aboard and Skol Vikings!Zim Tzu goes through d茅j脿 vu ED NOTE: This has bad words. Most of the other things we write on here usually donít, but this one does. It seems to be a popular bit, so until the law catches up with me, Iím going to keep doing it. Thanks for understanding, and thanks for not reading and not letting your kids read it if bad language isnít your thing. Hope you enjoy the rest of our articlesóJoshThatís right bishes, itís a substitute effort on Zim Tzu this week. And just like all other substitutues, feel free to hate me and throw paper airplanes around this joint cause I clearly have less moral authority than the real teacher.Well, Iím not sure how many Vikings fans expected what was coming on Sunday, but Iíd say the number was somewhere between 99 and 101 percent of us. I mean, what else is new? Playing down to the level of an inferior team, getting blown at home, suffering a historic loss when expecting to win, fucking up expectations when it comes to living up to the teamís potential ability to win a Super Bowl.So what do you have to do when you blew a game you should have won, one of your captains is dealing with mental health issues, and youíre heading out on the road to face one of the few other teams in your conference that could challenge for a Super Bowl this season.Sounds like a good recipe for success, I know! Because you are Zim Tzu Football Olisaemeka Udoh Jersey , The King In The North, Breaker Of Gold Fever, The One Who Ties Packers and Gets Run Over by Bills, High Septon Of Eagan, Lord Commander Of The Iron Range And Twin Cities, Master Of Fortress TCO, Honorary Elder Of Mankato and Protector Of The Realm.Thatís where Ted (and I, for this week and next) come in. What Ted and I (and I truly do mean just us, I better not get sued over this shit) do is break down the film* of the press conference, send what Mike Zimmer said through our own personal translators**, then spew it back out for public consumption***.*Yes, it is more instructive than anything Leslie Frazier ever said, no it should not be considered helpful medical or legal advice.**And Iím not talking about those jank-ass translators they have on whatever the latest sci-fi show is, Iím talking the translators that everyone gets when six bottles of beer are on the floor.***Iíd recommend wearing sunglasses because the taeks in these articles have a tendency to blind people for their hotness.As he usually does, Mike Zimmer opened his press conference with a statement (Note, this press conference happened yesterday):What Zim Tzu meant: Well that was a fuckiní disaster, wasnít it? This team played flatter than Kyrie Irving thinks the Earth is on Sunday, and now we have to go face the New Best Team in the West. On a Short Week. Because why the hell not. Oh, and theyíve only gotten better since we kicked their asses last season Youth Garrett Bradbury Jersey , and it certainly seems like weíve gotten worse since then. But who knows, maybe that fucker on their sidelines is still feeding that shlub under center his feeds and maybe this defense can pull something out of their asses.Q: Is football important when it comes to Everson [Griffen] right now? Are you worried about his well-being?What Zim Tzu meant: What the fuck else can happen to this team while Iím in charge? I mean, weíve literally almost had a playerís leg fall off, I lost my best running back for a year due to legal and league issues, my offensive line all died one year, and Iíve been cycling through quarterbacks like heroin addicts cycle through dealers. Of COURSE one of my captains needs to have a mental health evaluation. Guess I should be glad that I wasnít around when the ceiling fell in on that old piece of shit stadium, though I suppose the new one could always catch fire if one of those birds those guys were worried about fall into the glass and the glass decides to microwave the field.Q: When did you know [Griffen] was out of sorts? Do you hope to see him soon?What Zim Tzu meant: All right you fuckers, one more person asks me a question I donít like about Griff, Iím going Melissa McCarthy on your asses and throwing this podium right through you.Q: Do you think the [Everson Griffen] situation affected your football teamís focus on Sunday?What Zim Tzu meant: Iíll kill any of you sons of bitches who lets it out of the room, but what else would explain that disgraceful display on Sunday? I mean, it was Buffalo for fuckís sakes, not the goddamn Monstars. We damn well better find a supply of that ďMichaelís JuiceĒ before we hit the field against L.A. this afternoon because if we donít, Iím making these sons of bitches walk home.Q: What is the biggest challenge the Rams offense will present?What Zim Tzu meant: Yeah, you know how everyone was bragging about how good our offense was going to be before this season? Yeah, think like that, but only with an offensive line. Thatís what weíre facing tonight. Fuckers.Q: Did you watch a lot of last yearís tape when you played the Rams? You guys played well against them.What Zim Tzu meant: Youíre goddamn right we put on last yearís tape. Hell I have that gameís tape on a permanent loop in my bedroom. You know, to help me fall asleep. Nothing like proving to the rest of the world that those sons of bitches arenít as good as everyone thought they were. If it happens again tonight, I may never sleep again.Q: What does Suh add to their defensive line?What Zim Tzu meant: For fucks sakes, if our offensive line hasnít learned how to block again before tonightís game Mike Hughes Jersey , Kirk could very well be leaving this game in a body bag. Thank the good Lord that the only good part of L.A.ís defense that is fully healthy right now is their defensive line, because if we also had to deal with those corners, I think weíd be playing to see how long it takes us to cross the 50-yard line again. Fuckers.Q: What if anything can Kirk do to cut down on fumbles?What Zim Tzu meant: Kirk, I love you man, but if you fumble even once this game I swear I will personally cut your hands off and use them as boxing gloves to teach the corners how to play coverage. HOLD ON TO THE DAMN BALL JACKASS.Q: Youíve talked about pass rush discipline in the past. How did you think that was on Sunday and how does the ability of teams to extend plays stress the defense?What Zim Tzu meant: WHEN I SAY KEEP THE DAMN QUARTERBACK IN THE POCKET, YOU KEEP THE DAMN QUARTERBACK IN THE POCKET. Fuckers.Q: Itís one thing to play on Thursday Night, but how tough is it to play a team two time zones away on the road on Thursday Night?What Zim Tzu meant: Hey you scheduling sons of bitches, can a team get a home game on Thursday night just ONCE? I mean, for fuckís sakes, how likely is it that weíre on the road for every fucking one of our short-week games while Iím here? About as likely as a man actually deserving to wear a large condom, thatís how. Fuckers.Alright you sons of bitches, letís go out there, hope our fans outnumber the Rams to make it seem more like a home game, and prove that Week three was just a damn fluke.See you next week.
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